King of the Hill

Okay guys, this is the ''King of the Hill'' game (Made so the forum will be less dead)
There is a hill, and you should be the only one on top of it (so you're the king of the hill duh) You should tell how you get the other one OFF the hill and how YOU get ON the hill
For example

Quote :

Player 1:
There's nobody on the hill so I walk to the top
-King of the Hill

Quote :

Player 2:
I take an RPG and shoot you off the hill, now I take my jetpack and I am the
-King of the Hill

So i'll start:
There's nobody on the hill so I walk to the top
-King of the Hill

I fart, and you run. By farting i get launched on the top of the hill.
-King of the Hill

You stink so much, that you're going home to take a shower
Nobody's on the hill so I gently walk up the hill
-King of the Hill

I knocked you off of the hill with Ikaro's Uranus System, knocking you off of the hill and leaving you unconscious, and afterwards, I walk to the top.
-King of the Hill

Wen i wake up, i walk home and produce beats, but my beats are so hard, you're shaking of the hill, and i walk up
-King of The Hill

I put in my headphones, start bumping some Dark Oscillators, and since, by that point, it is already dark outside, I slowly do the Melbourne shuffle up the hill, and you run off because you thought I was a bear
-King of the Hill

While running home because i thought u were a bear (lol) i thought about how to kill you, because i hate bears like you
I ran home, took my Desert Eagle .50 Cal, shot u 3 times and u fell down the hill
- King of the Hill
BTW: I discovered you weren't a bear, so i started T-Bagging u

( J°O°)J FUS RO DAH! ===== x°.*>--o and i walk gently towards the hill
-King of the Hill

Skyrim eh:P
I use Dragon Call and the dragon lands on the hill, it eats you
I am scared of the dragon so the dragon is the
-King of the Hill <

god revives me, so i can take a arrow in the knee... the dragon kills himself, because the meme i used was too stupid, and i walk towards the hill (with a arrow... in the knee)
-King of the Hill

A wild sf4life13 appears!!!
I run up the hill naked, screaming "MIIICCCRRROOOWWWAAAVVVEEE", which in turn, both scares and confuses you, so you run away at a pace faster than a cheetahs.
-(nude)King of the hill

Le sudden explosion appeared
A white flash.. and?! you are off the hill
What happened?
Anyway
-King of the Hill

With my 5 mb/s download speed i download your life, and you die '
King of the hill!

You're getting fucking crazy of your 5mb download speed, so you hang yourself on a tree
I t-bag ur body and walk up the hill
_King of da_Hoodhill

A wild sf4life13 returns! And this time, he's... carrying... garlic bread?
I beat you with a loaf of fresh garlic bread, and as you quickly roll down the hill, I reclaim my throne and have myself a nice little lunch.
-King of the Hill

You dont have anymore food and your starving so you're running home

-King of the Hill

i feed you asperges, you thouht it was candy so you die because asperges are growse
-King of the Hill

I say hi but you are scared, because im the king of the dead so you run
-King of the hill.

Most King of the Dead's only live for 5 minutes, so after a while you die
-king of the hill